Wednesday, July 8, 2015

Bachelorette Kaitlyn: Episode 8

ONE-ON-ONE -- Ben H. 
-Awesome private island
-He called her 'KD' which I read in US Weekly, is what her family calls her
-There are all sorts of nooks and small places in that building and she chose an open space with her jacket over her back? She's not that good at playing hide & seek apparently.  
-Why can't I see the connection between the two of them? I think Ben is amazing and great but I don't see it between the two of them in a long-term setting. Am I wrong?
-He seems like the nicest, most genuine guy
-Does he kind of remind you of Seth Cohen from The O.C. ?
-Are you a virgin? AHHHHHHH. That is just so awkward. Or maybe I am just really immature? Do people ask this question frequently?
-Tell me about the time you lost your virginity? 
     This girl is obsessed with sex. Literally obsessed.  

-Shawn just steals right off the bat
-I think part of the problem (yeah, like there is only a singular problem) with this show is that there always has to be a hard conversation. There is always something deep to be discussed. They can't just have fun and enjoy each other and be normal, because of the pressure the timeline of this show puts on them.
-Nick is so weaseley and ugly and gross. 
-Joe is so awesome but I don't feel like he has a chance. I really hope he doesn't tell her he loves her, because I think it will only make it harder for him. 
-Joe's little monologue about loving her is the cutest, most tender thing I have ever heard. Really, I feel like I kind of started crying a baby bit
     I recently found him on Instagram and he is just Mr. USA
     He races horses and just like loves America. He's just so cute.
-Kaitlyn did not make that break-up definite. She just kept saying she didn't know. 
     Break-ups are always hard but I'm sure it would be a tiny bit easier if she didn't make the guys guess what she was trying to say. I think the break ups should be a little more to the point, like, just get it over with
-Also, why does she always act like the victim? She is breaking up with the guys, and she gets mad/sad when they aren't thrilled she is breaking up with them? She is not the victim. They have every right to be sad, mad or cold when they get dumped--that's what happens when your heart gets broken, oh, and especially on national TV.
-When Kaitlyn told Shawn that she and Nick had sex, I feel like his blood pressure went through the roof and he was about to kill someone in his mind. 
     Kaitlyn doesn't seem remorseful telling Shawn about the situation
     Wow, Shawn just gave the most mature apology speech and I didn't see that coming. I was really hoping for a blow up. May be it will come later. We can only hope (fingers crossed)
-Every time Nick talks I want to throw something at the TV, or press FF
-I can't stop staring at Jared's zits
-Shawn still calls Nick 'the other guy' and it makes me laugh every time
-Give me Kaitlyn's dress, and her hair looks good [I want my extensions back]
-Did you notice how big Kaitlyn's eyes got when Shawn said he needed to talk to her at the rose ceremony? It was like Disney animation
-That is a stab to the heart when Kaitlyn says that telling Shawn he  was the one was a mistake. That's got to hurt. That is a big, big thing to take back. 
     Producers are so good at making major drama seem impending
-Shawn is a ticking time bomb. He is never sure if he can handle what might possibly happen next
-I feel really bad for Jared. He wasn't my favorite, but he did seem like a nice, stand up guy
     She just broke up with him and he offers his jacket, thinking she is cold? That is just class. 

-What is with the two of them going into church?
-I don't have much to say about them because I'm so anti Nick
-From Church to Jail? Bizarre
-Nick is just saying bad things about Shawn because he feels insecure; it's manipulative
-Why does Nick always have a sweaty forehead?
-'The only thing keeping me breathing in this world is knowing that I'm here with you?' COME ONNNNNNN
     I can't say for certain that I'd hate that being said to me in the peak of love, but hearing it from Nick just sounded so pathetic
-And why does he always put his fingers in his mouth? Have you noticed that?

Why does the drama always have to continue?
I am over the to be continued episodes
I am over Kaitlyn
I am pretty over this season

Let's just start Bachelor in Paradise already ... am I right?

Tuesday, July 7, 2015

Bachelorette Kaitlyn: Episode 7

brace yourself for an emotional, dramatic roller coaster event...

-He asks her if she is in love with him and she won't answer and says 'don't put me on the spot'
-Shawn said he doesn't know if he can stay and instead of telling him not to leave, she just said that he needed to figure out if he can do it or not. How supportive. 

-Kaitlyn feels guilty because what she did was wrong. That's what happens when you do something bad, rude or mean. You should. 

JJ vs. JOE
-Joe is so funny and seems so cool
-JJ is not funny and not cool
-That boat looks sketchy
-She is holding Joe's hand and then jJ is walking behind. That's so awkward. 
-Also awkward, JJ announcing his love for Kaitlyn in front of Joe. I think he was just trying to intimidate Joe, but that Kentucky man isn't going to stand for it!
-Is Joe just melting your heart right now? 
    He's falling in love? Isn't this their first time alone? The man is aggressive. 
-Although I think JJ is terrible for cheating on his wife, I do appreciate that he was honest and up front about it. 
     It surprises me that he was humble and honest enough to admit that. The person that I pegged him to be wouldn't have just told her that. 
-JJ just aired out his dirty laundry on national TV, only to be sent home 2 minutes later. Bad timing

-Every time Shawn hears another guy talk about his one-on-one time with Kaitlyn, he just leaves. 
    I get why, but at the same time, he needs to realize that there is a process to the show that he is on. He's probably right-- it would have been better for him not to know how she was feeling. That's probably why there are rules on this show like they can't say I love you back or anything like that. Being honest brings out the crazy, apparently. 
-Kaitlyn is the martyr now? 
     Yes, I agree that it would have been better for Shawn personally if she wouldn't have told him he was the one, but he also needs so much reassurance that if she wouldn't have told him anything in the beginning, he probably would have left. It might be a lose lose. Shawn might just not be right for this process.

-Every rose ceremony, Kaitlyn talks about how hard of a week she had. She always says how emotional it was, how hard, how tough. 
    If I were one of the guys, I would be sick of hearing how hard each week is. I'd want to hear how fun the week was or how relationships were moving forward. No more dooms day. Let's get the sex talk out of the way and maybe each week can stop being so emotional. 

-These guys are getting sad and jealous about thinking she has off camera one-on-one time with other guys ... they are going to FREAK when they find out what she did with Nick. 
-Kaitlyn is afraid of Nick telling the guys they were intimate,  but shouldn't be afraid of them knowing in general? I feel like she would almost try to keep it quiet, if this wasn't on national TV.

-OK, let's get on with the rose ceremony and the spilling of secrets

-That Irish promise ring does NOT look manly on Nick's hand
     I can't stop stafring
-Shawn might need to be checked into the insane asylum 
     He got in his own head and started creating drama for himself. 
-Kaitlyn is just pumping the breaks on Shawn

-I am so over all these tear-filled chats. Can we please just go on realistic, romantic dates in Bali, please?

-I didn't think Ben Z. was going to go home this early. Luckily, I don't think he will have a problem finding dates from here on out
-Tanner said funny things sometimes, but I don't think him leaving is that big of a loss

-It's the week before hometowns? That went fast and I can't say I'm sad about it. 
-Their bus is called the paddy wagon? HAHAHA
-Shawn sleeps with his head back and mouth open? Me too. Shawn (husband) likes to take pictures of me in this position on this airplane and blackmail me with them
-Kaitlyn is being kind of annoying on her road trip with Jared
-Kaitlyn says it's not a legit road trip unless you end with a cocktail? I usually say it's not a road trip unless you have a bag of homemade chocolate chip cookies. Same thing, right?

-It's all fun and games until Chris Harrison shows up at your hotel room...
-All the men will have off camera time before she meets the family
    Makes sense for Kaitlyn because she has been saying how important the physical connection is
    "Getting to know these guys on a deeper level before meeting families makes sense to me" Translation: Having sex with these guys needs to happen before I meet their families
-Are those goats dyed pink?

-Chris is very pretty 
-He just kissed her on the forehead -- that's so tender
-This is seriously beautiful scenery
-Chris is Ken Barbie doll. He is just so angled and clean
-Kaitlyn asks Chris what their life would look like together and he responds by telling her he likes Nashville and loves the scenery of Ireland. 
-Warning to all men: Don't ask a girl how she is doing unless you want her to star bawling
-Look how close Chris' face is to hers as she is crying. He is so close and into her space
-I feel bad for Chris
     Being left on the top of an Irish mountain top after a break up would be really hard
-Is the producer standing that close to Chris on the cliff because it looks like he is about to jump?