one sheds tears
one sheds clothes
one talks dirty
one talks like a Disney princess
one has personality (although tacky & classless at times)
one has the personality of uh, a nail
What are your thoughts on having two bachelorettes?
How does this work?
Who do you want to win?
Personally, I think Britt is prettier and has a killer smile, but Kaitlyn has a thousand times better personality and seems real. As far as providing a better viewing season for us bachelor fans of bachelor nation, (well, probably anyone would provide a more exciting season than Prince Farmer...boreseville, right?), but if I must choose, I'd say Kaitlyn would be the better pick.
[just speaking from my professional opinion]
-Why do the two girls have matching hair?
-Britt seems overly confident
-I give an A+ to each of them for their dresses
PREVIEW OF THE MEN
-Detroit dad Jonathan: "automotive spokesperson"
I think he meant to say he's a car's salesman, but I guess 'automotive spokesperson' sounds fancier, so I'd go with that too
-Joe: Chris Soules part 2
-Josh: male stripper? I seriously thought that was not a real thing and by that I mean that I didn't know male strippers actually existed...and HOLY TATTOOS.
Lawyer slash stripper will look real nice on his business cards once he passes the bar
-Brady: emotional artist. He's on this show to become a famous singer, let's be real
-Joshua: Chris Soules part 3
-Ian: car accident survivor. Not terrible looking at all
-Jared: Super hero 'Love Man'
Creepy hair. And don't be a 5-year-old and make up super heroes
-Tony: 'Healer' YES. Yes and yes.
'Spiritual gangster' (that is what his poster said). I too, consider myself to be a spiritual gangster of sorts.
And did he just kiss his plants? This guy is reality TV entertainment gold!
I vote for him just based soley on his level of crazy.
-Ben: personal trainer who seems normal
**side note** Do you have to have at least 25% covered in tattoos to be eligible for this season?
Let's talk about how awkward it would be to stand 10 feet away from the other woman! You see their connection with someone else, you hear their conversation... I don't even know what to make of it.
And the guys? Who do they go to first? Did it mean they liked that girl first or was it just a quick decision to avoid more awkwardness? I just really don't know what to say about this whole situation.
-Jonathan: loved Britt
-Clint: looks like a mix of an uglier Hulk & Greenbay packer player, Clay Matthews
-Jared: you shouldn't have unbuttoned your shirt
-Kupah: I love weird names but I don't think I would put this one on my baby names list
-Ian: I love that he just wants Kaitlyn and isn't going to mess around
-JJ: What's a former investment banker? Is that code for "unemployed"? Shawn says it means he is retired and wealthy.
And, the puck joke was funny
I'd puck you... and you pucked me bad. Just comical.
Let's call it like it is: If JJ would have made this joke to Britt, I don't think she would have gotten it. Kaitlyn is just witty.
-Ryan: Junk yard specialist? No comprendo.
-Bradley: Nice headband
-Daniel: Fashion developer has moves
-Josh the stripper: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA he cannot possibly be serious
"You can have him, Britt" - Kaitlyn
Survey says: Cool or not cool that Kaitlyn left really quick to go give the first set of boys a shout out in the mansion? Britt obviously did not appreciate it and threw some jabs, but I think it was just because she didn't think of it. There are no rules on the Bachelorette, Chris Harrison says so, so in my opinion, all is fair-- Fair with a touch of awkward.
-Joe from Kentucky: brought whiskey? Yeah, Kaitlyn will be into that
-Justin: helium voice who has giant lips
-Shawn: group hug. smart move. makes it less awkward.
An ugly Ryan Gosling
I vote for him because he has the same name as my husband AND spells it the same way
Kaitlyn loved him right off the bat and it was pretty awkward that Britt did too, but Shawn said he was there for Kaitlyn
-David: don't remember
-Tanner: not memorable enough
-Corey: beach volleyball player
-Tony: he and Britt are the best couple ever.
"The Universe will provide ... I believe in love, the real love"
Did he just use the same pick up line on each of the girls? They are standing like 10 feet away from one another.
a) awkward and b) creepy
-Shawn: "Amatuer sex coach" driving a hot tub car. A "carpool" haha. Get it? Where can I get one... A carpool, not a sex coach? Awkward.
And for those of you who are newer readers, sometimes I say rude things, so here it goes: This amateur sex coach is ugly.
-Chris: the dentist in a cupcake. Correction, HOT dentist in a cupcake. I'd take a bite out of that cupcake for sure!
-Joshua: welder from Idaho
-Ben Z: save the most normal for last
Ryan: Peace out
The junk yard specialist who belongs in the junk yard.
I thought you were cute but you were an annoying drunk.
Do most men wear little underwear like Ryan was? I mean, most guys probably aren't expecting to strip down and jump [read: stumble and fall] into a pool on national TV but ...
I appreciated all the guys who were calling him out for being annoying and disrespectful.
In your own words, Ryan, "YOU SUCK"
I think I like Kaitlyn because her laugh is so loud, ridiculous and obnoxious and that's how I feel about my laugh, so it kind of makes me feel validated weirdly enough. I know I keep calling her trashy and then just compared myself to her, but, tevs.
"It's like looking into a mirror" -- Kaitlyn (When looking at the picture Shawn's nephew drew for her)
OK. I was laughing so hard. That's a funny response to looking at an awkward picture drawn by a little kid. A response from someone with personality.
Britt would have said "AW, that is so sweet. It's a beautiful picture and I'll treasure this gorgeous artwork from such a young talent, forever!"
... to be continued....
[You should have seen that coming. ABC isn't going to give you all the goods on the first night if they can drag it out and make you watch again, increasing ratings]
-Britt's not crying? She must not have tears left over from last season
-"I didn't see that coming at all"
Like I said, over confident
....I take it back, she has tears left
-Classy response from Kaitlyn asking if Britt is OK when Chris Harrison revealed the news
She might be a bit trashy, but she might be a bit classy
-"I just found out I am the bachelorette and now I'm trying not to throw up"
Not cry, but throw up? Hilarious reaction.
The Dentist-- I wouldn't be mad if you kissed me either (I mean, if I was single and the bachelorette, obviously)
Shawn-- She feels about her Shawn like I feel about mine
[insert: awww, that's so tender]
-Kaitlyn seems like a sexual creature. I have a feeling she is going to make out with anyone and everyone. Drama mama coming this season
THE ROSE CEREMONY
-The Healer moves forward. Hallelujah. He is going to make for some good TV.
Also, does he have a black eye? He must have gotten into it with one of his plants.
He should wash his hair and go find Britt. They seem like the same person in a universe/energy/ora/healing/
organic food sense
-Brady-- he knows he isn't going to get a rose so he preempts Kaitlyn and tries to go out with dignity... watch and see
Why does he talk weird?
-The stripper doesn't want to go home because it's a blow to his ego? I thought this was about finding love. GO HOME, or back to the club.
PREVIEWS FOR THIS SEASON
-Are we going to see Britt open the door for Brady? Don't tease us so much, ABC!
-Kaitlyn is WILD. Just admitting to the doing the sex word with one of the guys? Usually everyone on this show just tries to pretend like that doesn't ever happen
OK, folks...here we go. Looks like we have a season of wild times ahead of us